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Johnny Carson Stand Up Monologues antics
Last evening, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.
You get the feeling that Dan Quayle's golf bag doesn't have a full set of irons?
Some miserable report from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade past away today.
Democracy means that any person can augment up to be leader, and any person who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
There is a power labour going on between leader Reagan's advisers. Moe and Curly are out. Larry is still in.
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
That would have been a large permit, Reagan and Ford. An actor and a stuntman.
Did you understand Richard Nixon is the only leader whose prescribed portrait was painted by a police sketch creative person?
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"Ronald Reagan just marked the new tax regulation. But I believe he was in Hollywood too long. He marked it, 'Best desires, Ronald Reagan.'"
"You get the feeling that Dan Quayle's golf bag doesn't have a full set of irons?"
It was so warm today I glimpsed a robin dropping his worm in Nestea.
It was so warm today that Burger King was vocalising, "if you desire it your way, cook it yourself."
Democracy is buying a big house you can't pay for with cash you don't have to impress persons you wish were dead. And, different communism, democracy does not signify having just one ineffective political party; it signifys having two ineffective political parties. Democracy is welcoming persons from other countries, and giving them certain thing to contain onto -- usually a mop or a leaf blower. It means that with proper timing and scrupulous bookkeeping, any person can pass away owing the government a huge allowance of cash. Democracy means free TV, not good TV, but free. And finally, democracy is the eagle on the back of a dollar account, with 13 arrows in one claw, 13 departs on a branch, 13 tail plumage, and 13 stars over its head -- this signifies that when the white man came to this country, it was awful luck for the Indians, awful luck for the trees, awful luck for the wildlife, and lights out for the American eagle.
Johnny Carson Carnac The Magnificent antics
Answer: A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
Question: What were some of the previous types of Preparation H?
response: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
inquiry: What do you gaze for when you're following a shoo-be-doo-be?
Answer: A triple and a twice, catcher's and fielder's, and Dolly Parton.
inquiry: Name two large-scale hits, two large-scale mitts ... and a famous homeland vocalist!
response: Do-whacka-do.
Question: What do you gaze for when you're searching do-whackas?
response: A loaf of baked bread, a jug of wine and thou.
inquiry: title three things that have yeast.
response: Dippity-do.
inquiry: What collects on your dippity in the forenoon?
response: The Nestea Plunge.
Question: What does the leader of Nestea use when his toilet is covered up?
Answer: William Safire.
inquiry: What's Shakespeare's first title, Kingfish?
Answer: Knickerbocker.
Question: What do you want to bypass doing when you cut off her bocker?
Answer: Zeppo Marx.
inquiry: What do you get when certain thing gets caught in your Zeppo?
Answer: Touchback.
inquiry: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?
Answer: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Question: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?
response: large-scale Ben, Joe Namath, and a candidate's campaign promises.
inquiry: What is a clock, a jock and a crock.
Answer: Sis rise Bah.
Question: What sound does a sheep make when it explodes?
response: Yassir Arafat.
Question: What's the sound made when Dolly Parton removes her bra?
Answer: Donald, Benji, and Alexis Carrington.
inquiry: Name a duck, mutt, and a slut.
Answer: Bobby Orr, Bobby Hull, Ed Sullivan.
inquiry: Name two hockey players and a hockey puck.
Answer: Catch-22.
inquiry: What do the Los Angeles Dodgers do with 100 burst flies
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Last evening, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.
You get the feeling that Dan Quayle's golf bag doesn't have a full set of irons?
Some miserable report from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade past away today.
Democracy means that any person can augment up to be leader, and any person who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
There is a power labour going on between leader Reagan's advisers. Moe and Curly are out. Larry is still in.
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
That would have been a large permit, Reagan and Ford. An actor and a stuntman.
Did you understand Richard Nixon is the only leader whose prescribed portrait was painted by a police sketch creative person?
Buy Johnny Carson Books Here: johnnycarson.yolasite.com
"Ronald Reagan just marked the new tax regulation. But I believe he was in Hollywood too long. He marked it, 'Best desires, Ronald Reagan.'"
"You get the feeling that Dan Quayle's golf bag doesn't have a full set of irons?"
It was so warm today I glimpsed a robin dropping his worm in Nestea.
It was so warm today that Burger King was vocalising, "if you desire it your way, cook it yourself."
Democracy is buying a big house you can't pay for with cash you don't have to impress persons you wish were dead. And, different communism, democracy does not signify having just one ineffective political party; it signifys having two ineffective political parties. Democracy is welcoming persons from other countries, and giving them certain thing to contain onto -- usually a mop or a leaf blower. It means that with proper timing and scrupulous bookkeeping, any person can pass away owing the government a huge allowance of cash. Democracy means free TV, not good TV, but free. And finally, democracy is the eagle on the back of a dollar account, with 13 arrows in one claw, 13 departs on a branch, 13 tail plumage, and 13 stars over its head -- this signifies that when the white man came to this country, it was awful luck for the Indians, awful luck for the trees, awful luck for the wildlife, and lights out for the American eagle.
Johnny Carson Carnac The Magnificent antics
Answer: A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
Question: What were some of the previous types of Preparation H?
response: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
inquiry: What do you gaze for when you're following a shoo-be-doo-be?
Answer: A triple and a twice, catcher's and fielder's, and Dolly Parton.
inquiry: Name two large-scale hits, two large-scale mitts ... and a famous homeland vocalist!
response: Do-whacka-do.
Question: What do you gaze for when you're searching do-whackas?
response: A loaf of baked bread, a jug of wine and thou.
inquiry: title three things that have yeast.
response: Dippity-do.
inquiry: What collects on your dippity in the forenoon?
response: The Nestea Plunge.
Question: What does the leader of Nestea use when his toilet is covered up?
Answer: William Safire.
inquiry: What's Shakespeare's first title, Kingfish?
Answer: Knickerbocker.
Question: What do you want to bypass doing when you cut off her bocker?
Answer: Zeppo Marx.
inquiry: What do you get when certain thing gets caught in your Zeppo?
Answer: Touchback.
inquiry: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?
Answer: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Question: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?
response: large-scale Ben, Joe Namath, and a candidate's campaign promises.
inquiry: What is a clock, a jock and a crock.
Answer: Sis rise Bah.
Question: What sound does a sheep make when it explodes?
response: Yassir Arafat.
Question: What's the sound made when Dolly Parton removes her bra?
Answer: Donald, Benji, and Alexis Carrington.
inquiry: Name a duck, mutt, and a slut.
Answer: Bobby Orr, Bobby Hull, Ed Sullivan.
inquiry: Name two hockey players and a hockey puck.
Answer: Catch-22.
inquiry: What do the Los Angeles Dodgers do with 100 burst flies
Buy Johnny Carson Books Here: johnnycarson.yolasite.com